If someone breaks up with you, act all relieved and they’ll start havings second thoughts.
If you want someone to be honest with you, ask them what you need to know at night just before they pass out. People are more honest when they’re tired.
Listen to 5 – 10 songs a day. It will give you loads more confidence, reduce depression and ease any body aches.
If you want to motivate yourself, say “Will I” instead of “I will”. You’ll want to do it more.
If you’re having a heart attack, anything that should taste sweet will instead taste bitter and awful.
Yell “FIRE” not help.
When you’re talking and someone starts talking over you, just keep talking.
When someone apologizes to you, take it. Say “Thank you”. They’ll never do it again.
When someone is being inconsiderate, say “Don’t you just hate it when people (then say whatever the person did)” They’ll be careful not to do it again.
When you want someone to do something for you, get them talking to you and then sudddenly interrupt them and tell them (don’t ask) to do the thing you want. They’ll do it.
If someone’s hiding something from you, and you’re both in the same room, say, money, the remote, or your phone, just excitedly shout “Found it”. They’ll turn and face the exact spot they hid it.
Compliment people behind their back. People don’t trust nice things you say to their face.
Remember everyone’s name if you want to be well known.
You can tell if someone’s lying by how fast they blink. Fast means they’re lying.
If someone looks away first after making eye contact with you, they think you’re attractive.
Talking to yourself relieves stress and improves your creativity.
If you want someone to be more something, tell them how they are that thing and they’ll subconscously become more like it.
